This is lndia...
the land that glistens, shines...
the land bedecked with the glitter of dreams...
beckoning you...
if you nurse a hunger, she says, here...
you'll find what satisfies it. Come...
rub your shoulders till they're blue...
with fame, wealth, power, glory...
and your life becomes...
a sunlit dream you never want to wake out of
Yes, this is lndia...a dream...
that Bunty and Babli dreamt every night of their lives
And this is the lndia they live in...
an lndia that says...
your dreams should end where your arms do...
and you should feel only as much hunger as you can satisfy...
step forward....
but only when you're in step with the others...
float to the top but not at the cost of anyone else
love, compassion, honesty, respect...
are what matter most...
this too is lndia...
the lndia Bunty and Babli grew up in
but didn't feel like they belonged to
This world we live in has two kinds of people
One, the kind that does just one thing all their lives and...
the kind that does...
just about everything in one life
l didn't say that, they did and they didn't just say it, they lived it
And how ! No one ever lived life...
like they lived theirs and perhaps...
no one ever will
So much excitement... so much adventure, so many joys...
all in one single lifetime...
no one could have imagined it possible, not even them. Or then again...
maybe they could have
TmG
Small town cocoons These dull afternoons...
l want to pack them up and go away... away...
The rains come slow The river lies low...
The sea will carry me away
Going away, l'm going away Oh Ram Chand re...
Dhadak'dhadak Dhadak'dhadak Watch the smoke billow
Dhadak'dhadak Dhadak'dhadak Hear the whistle blow
Dhadak'dhadak Dhadak'dhadak Call me, oh, watch me go...
Stand aside, make way for me Those clouds are mine to hold
Burnt in black on a white sheet sky l'll write my name, big and bold
On the street that curves around the moon...
At the bend is where l'll stay
On the street that curves around the moon l'll stay far, far away
Going away, l'm going away Oh Ram Chand re...
Dhin'tinak'dhin Dhin'dhin'ta
Small town cocoons These dull afternoons
l want to pack them up and go away... away...
Small town cocoons These dull afternoons...
l want to pack them up and go away... away...
The rains come slow The river lies low...
The sea will carry me away
Going away, l'm going away Oh Ram Chand re...
Dhadak'dhadak Dhadak'dhadak Hear the whistle blow
Dhadak'dhadak Dhadak'dhadak Watch the smoke billow
Dhadak'dhadak Dhadak'dhadak Call me, oh, watch me go...
When l ride l carry in my hair...
The cool whispers of the wind
Ride across the earth, the sky Leave the world behind, unhinged
My forehead adorned, my jewel, the moon l can't walk unnoticed amidst the stars
My forehead shorn of all but the moon l can't live unnoticed up here with stars
Going away, l'm going away Oh Ram Chand re...
Call me, oh, watch me go...
watch me go...
lt's not going to come. - lt will
lt won't.- lt will
Boy, go down to the tap and have your bath
Or you'll be standing at the end of a very long line
No dearth of people wanting to get into a line
What do you mean? - What l mean Ma is...
this world has two kinds of people, one, those who line up before taps...
and two, those who make themselves taps so they won't need to stand in any line
l happen to belong to the latter. - You don't belong anywhere
You've already spent forty rupees on this gibberish
How much more will you blow up? - Ma, how many times do l tell you...
l'm not spending anything. This is an investment
For fifty bucks, this shower is up and running... then l'll fix it...
to the community tap and everyone's willing to part with fifty paise...
to bathe in a shower.lf five people use it everyday, that's 2.50
ln twenty days, fifty bucks are back
That's 2.50 in profits everyday from each shower
Stop. You're making my head spin
The problem with this Fursatganj, talking sense sends heads spinning
Anyway, do you remember my chit fund idea ?
A finance company in Lucknow... - l don't want to know anything !
lf you don't stop now you'll surely go to jail some day
There... l told you it'll come
Of course it will. Why won't it ?
How else will he drown his future ?
Why... oh today was your interview for the railway job ! You didn't go ?
l went ! Pandey'ji called to say that...
before l recommend my son for another interview...
l should at least make sure that he drags himself there on his own two legs
l've lain my thirty five years in the service on the line...
and made him agree for another chance tomorrow
Thank God he agreed
How does that matter? l need to agree too
Rakesh, we're trying to be serious here
l told him l don't want to be a ticket collector
So what do you want to be ? The maker of failed schemes, for life ?
All of Fursatganj thinks you're a deluded Don Quixote
You want them to coin new euphemisms for you ? Everyone...
Fursatganj is packed with asses. And all asses can do is...
chew the cud and bear the burden. l wasn't born to do either
Oh you'll become a Birla-Tata-Ambani? - Why can't l be ?
They didn't fall out of the sky. They too were born here on this earth
At least they were born here. You belong to a different planet altogether!
Dad, don't get me started again. l've made up my mind
l'm not going to waste my entire life trapped in a job
Look here
l've spent thirty five years in this job You think my life's been a total waste ?
After a lifetime of service, does the government even bother...
about your opinion? After thirty five years of...
shuttling up and down that same train route, does even one passenger...
from all those thousand trips remember what you look like in your shabby coat ?
When you die, will anybody except Ma and l, shed a single tear ?
Will the railways take a day off ?
Dad your life means nothing. There's no respect, no fun, no meaning
When l walk wearing this shabby coat, that seems to embarrass you so much...
people stop in their tracks to pay me their respects
Shopkeepers are up on their feet to attend to Mr Ticket Collector
Why? Because my poor black cotton coat...
is untainted by ill-gotten gain...
it is the mark of my esteem
Rakesh...
the interview is at 9 o'clock tomorrow morning
Get there in time. Or get lost
Find a meaning for your life wherever you want, however you want to
Because we can't live up to your high expectations...
we're sorry
There's something about you baby
You too
You're not half bad either
Go easy on the lipstick...
it shouldn't look too tacky. And one thing you ought to know
A ragged skirt doesn't make you sexy
lt's what's in your eyes... like in mine
Dear God...
my daughter has gone insane! - lf worshipping my beauty...
is tantamount to being insane, then l plead insanity
lf craving for fame is insane then l plead insanity
lf the desire to renounce this pigeon-hole Pankinagar...
for the great wide marvellous world outside is insane...
then l plead complete insanity
And you are driving me nuts. Take off that shirt
l'm sorry, l don't believe beauty needs cheap exposure
One tight slap and all your beliefs will change
You've ruined all his best shirts
Ruined ? These shirts will fetch millions. There'll be grand auctions
Supermodel Vimmi's shirts ! The ones she wore when she dreamt of success
Ladies and gents, do l hear a hundred thousand... One...Two... Three !
Jassi, where's my shirt ?
Right here...
What's she up to now? - She's just fooling around...
Fooling around...? Go on, enjoy yourself...
till the time you can
What are you trying to do? - Trying to be coy about my marriage
But doesn't seem to be coming too naturally
Your father isn't joking. You won't find a man like Surinder...
even if you turn Kanpur and Lucknow inside out. Count your blessings...
a head clerk has fallen into your lap that too in a place like Pankinagar
Papa'ji, l think... l'll run away from home
Listen to her ! l kept telling you we shouldn't allow cable tv in her room
All day-and-nights she's whispering to those naked witches on her walls
And now she even wants to run away. - No harm in that, no ?
You go ahead, run away
But see, it's 1 1 o'clock. Eat lunch before running
What are you saying? - l don't want a weight on my mind...
my daughter running away on an empty stomach ?
l'm warning you, l'll really run away if you even think of marrying me off...
to that... that ten out of ten! - Ten out of ten ?
That ass always got ten out of ten in every godforsaken subject... what a nerd
Who wouldn't want to marry such a man? - Then why don't you ? Spare me
Now get out of that outfit and help your mother with the cooking
l've called them to lunch tomorrow
l want things to be finalised before the evening tea hits the table
Enough. Don't make me hurt you
Why are you taking them off? - You don't know why ?
lt's time you realised that you can't live like you want to anymore
You'll have to adjust to your new family's ways
You'll eat, drink, walk, sleep the way they want you to
Look, l'm your mother. All l want is to see you happy
Forget all of this
You're leaving this for a new world. - lt feels like l'm leaving the world
The more you think about it the more you'll hurt
Just do as l say. You'll learn to be happy
Mummy, if l request Papa'ji not to marry me off just yet, will he listen ?
The facial cream is on the washbasin. Don't forget to apply it
Tea... piping hot tea...
A little extra milk never killed a cow.- Sir ?
l said, two extra teaspoonfuls of milk never killed the calf's mother. Pour
There's more milk than water in it, sir. - More milk, l said
Hey give back my glass
Catch it if you can
Your name sir? - l'm what you'd call Raj Kapoor Tiwari
Where's your seat here, show me...
l'm not on your list...the other one. l talked to the ticket checker, paid him
Oh, so you've paid him a bribe
No, no...- Give me your address
Why do you need my address ?
Do you see that berth number ?
Take a look.- Number seven
Coach FC1 , berth number 7
Always reserved for...
the Fursatganj staff going to Lucknow. l've been using this berth for 3 years
The entire railway division knows that. How could anyone have given it to you ?
Could you tug that chain for me please ?
Trust Finance & Chit Fund Company Loans, chit funds for every need
You think you're the first person to come up with this idea ?
We spend eight hours a day in offices like this, chewing tobacco, eh ?
200 out of every 1 00 finance companies dream of a scheme like this...
but trip over their own two feet...
trying to find 500 investors to chip in a thousand rupees each
The answer to my next question is on your face but...
l'll ask you anyway... Mister, where are your 500 investors ?
What if l tell you l have them ?
Where...?
Here
l've slogged it out for a whole year, sir
l've gotten together 500 investors from my town and the neighbouring ones...
willing to put up a thousand rupees each in any good finance company
Where are you from?
Fursatganj
Fursatganj ! Where l was once
Not one finance company...
will waste five minutes over a list like this one
Talk of investments
Small town-guys have a habit of dreaming big. No ban on dreaming
lndulge yourself
But next time, come up with a scheme that...
a thousand others haven't thought up before you. Get it ? Now excuse me
Where are you going, lady? - To enter the contest
You can't go in. - lf l can't go inside...
how do l take part in the competition? Let me in. l've come really far
l said, you can't go in. - l say, l have to enter
Can l help you ? - Yes, myself Vimmi Saluja...
l've come to enter the contest. - You're too late
What...? - The entries closed two days ago
You mean the contest's begun? - No, not yet
Oh, that's a relief. - l said, entries have closed
But the contest hasn't begun! - l said ''the-entries-have-closed''
So open up for two minutes, l'll quickly squeeze in !
You're from some village? Miss Quickly-squeeze-in !
This is no village fair to squeeze-in-slip-out when-you-wish
This is the Miss lndia contest, but what would you know ?
Oh c'mon Pammi, forget it
One minute... would l know what ? - The desire and the ability...
to become Miss lndia are two very different things. So go home...
and start a beauty parlour. - Why not beauty-parlour yourself ?
Excuse me ?
Ever watched your figure ? At least ten kilos overweight...
with black-dyed hair and desperately-curving-lipline...
with miles-thick lipstick. You know all about make-up. Beauty parlour's for you
What a bitch
Listen...
Yes? - Please come with me to the toilet
lt's right at the end of the platform and it's really dark
Come
Weren't you on the Jhansi Mail this morning ?
Returning? Here on business? - Yes l came for the Miss lndia contest
So how was it ?
Good... very good
l got through the first round
Good... good... Miss lndia !
And you ? Here on business too? - Oh no... no...
Work is something l don't really believe in
l came here for a meeting
There's a finance company here, they want to buy my scheme
l had to come personally you see, it's a matter of millions
So, you're becoming a model soon?- l guess so
You'll become famous. - Yes... l guess so
People will buzz around you like bees around honey
Yes... l guess they will
Why are you crying ?
l didn't mean to insult you
No, don't take me otherwise
l belong to a decent family, l wouldn't dream of it
Calm down, everyone's watching
Poor thing... she's in grieving
l was only sympathising...
Everything's fine
You'll be the first girl to cry after making it to the Miss lndia contest
l didn't make it anywhere
Aren't you ashamed of lying ?
Actually, l lied too...
the manager of the finance company didn't quite buy my scheme...
l think he doesn't have the drive
Bloody idiot
Foulmouthing... me...?
Escort her to the loo and then get abused for it ?
l escorted you ! Who do you think you are ?
You mean if you go back now...? - Wedding bells...
That's too bad. - Very
Then ?
l'll run away. - You already have
So, what'll you do now? - What'll you do ?
Whatever l do, l'm not giving up. And l'm not going back home
Then, where will you go? - Kanpur
Why Kanpur? - The company has a head office there
l'll show my scheme to senior officers, l'm sure they'll get it
Why don't you come along to Kanpur? - Who me...?
Miss lndia contests are held all over. Maybe they'll allow you to enter there
You got to find a way into the contest, else what use was running away ?
So long, l guess the next time l see you it'll be on TV
l guess so. Thank you. And good luck for your big meeting
Thanks but that was superfluous. l only need to make a presentation and...
voila ! l'll have 1 00 finance companies running rings around me
See you
Unbelievable. Got to admit... very few people have brains as sharp
l say, just once in a whole year, let me meet just one such person
But two in a single day, unbelievable! Would you believe...
just half an hour ago, another man came to me with an identical scheme
Who? - Manager of our Lucknow branch...
Mr Qureishi ! lmagine... a rare gem lay buried in my own backyard
He got a 1 0,000 bonus on the spot ! He even had a list of 500 investors
Unbelievable ! What a man ! - Where's he staying ?
Landmark Hotel. - ln Landmark ! And why not ?
The 1 0,000 bonus ! Give me as much l'll go to live in a five star too
Next?- Vimmi Saluja
Address? - 2/5 Ballygunj, Pankinagar
One minute...
Doesn't Pankinagar fall within the Lucknow district ?
lt does? - Yes, Lucknow district
You didn't fill up the form in Lucknow? - What difference, here or there ?
l was passing through Kanpur so l thought l'll get it over with
Very good
Please step outside
Sir'ji, just a matter of an address... - Go away ! Rules are rules
Please...- Get lost
Oversmartness
Look, l can't bend the rules
But if you wish...
l can forget rules for a while
Yes sir! - But nothing comes for free
Sir, l'll do whatever you wish !
Very good! Once you're Miss lndia...
you'll have all the wealth, all the fame your heart ever desired
But l? l'm still stuck to the same ... chair and table
Oh sure...
l have nothing right now... but l promise, when l'm Miss lndia...
l'll pay you... everything you'll ever want
You're mistaken. You have everything l'll ever want... right now
l won't force you. Registration closes in five minutes. Think it over
You'll find me at the same table
What's your name?- Jajjan
You make tea? - No, l serve tea
This world we live in boy, has two kinds of people
One, those who serve tea. And those to whom tea is served
The faster you become one of the latter, the better the life that you'll live
Has somebody hurt you ?
Two teas and chips
Two?
Why ? Problem ? - No. But who's the second cup for?
lf l drink two cups, will it start a war?
God, this world we live in...! Get a hold on this kid
lt's no use. - What ?
No use being earnest, unwitting fools getting shoved in stinking little towns
Then...?- Bombay...
the only city in all of lndia where a man is recognised for his worth...
the only place where you can start from the pavement and end up in palaces...
where ambition isn't pushed around, but cheered, egging you on
How're you so sure? - How...
if Dhirubhai Ambani, Ratan Tata, Birla had been in Lucknow-Kanpur...
they'd be swatting flies in Ambani General Stores, Tata Flour Mills
And Birla Tobacco Stall. Bombay... gave them the recognition they deserved
Look where it got them...
So you want to go Bombay ?
You can come along too. What'll you do here ?
All the top models are in Bombay. Damn this narrow-minded small-town mob
lt's the place for Miss lndia, no?- Yes
A ticket to Bombay, how much would it cost ?
Not that l have that kind of cash
l got the cash, don't worry. - What...?
We've seen where truth has landed us. Now let's say what they want to hear
And what's that...? - Oi Jajjan, where's Landmark Hotel ?
One whiskey... - Which one sir ?
lmported. How much for a Black Label? - Four hundred, sir
For a bottle ?- No. 30 ml
Small peg
l'll try an lndian whiskey for a change. And don't forget the peanuts
Some pretty suave people you got walking into this Gazal Bar
One Black Label
Sir
Sir ! You here ?
Fursatganj ! All of Lucknow seems to be pouring into Kanpur today
Slick ! What are you doing here ? - You'll be seeing more of me here
What do you mean ? - My scheme got rocking
Which... the same one ? - No... it was unworkable
You tipped me off in time. l could've wasted another good year
This is another scheme. - Which is this ?
l explained this scheme, they offered me a two per cent stake in the channel
What channel...? - A news channel
News channel
Nowadays this news channel business is taking off like a rocket
ln 3 months, they're giving investors a 300 per cent return on investment
Cigarette ? - Really ?
How much... is the investment ? - At least 1 00,000
Won't they take a little less ? l mean, l could invest too...?
Why don't you have a chat ?
Give me an introduction
This is Mr Qureishi - Q.Q.Qureishi
Q.Q.Qureishi, a very dear friend. Whatever l am today is because of him
Mr Qureishi would like to invest in the channel
How many millions ?
He's not like other investors... this is just a friendly gesture...
about ten thousand ?- Ten
Ten...?
Fifteen... ?
But you're aware, it should be at least...
Ok, all right, now how can l refuse you ?
One request, this remains between us ... let this be our little secret
No, no... ! - Promise
We must be in Delhi by morning
So you take the cash from him...
and fetch us a receipt from my room
ln the meantime, if he has no objections Mr Qureishi can give me company
Yes ?
Well ?- No... l mean no problem
Ten ?
Fursatganj, don't forget the receipt
Would you like to dance with me Mr Q.Q.Qureishi ?
You dance really well.- Thank you
Where's the ladies' room ? - Thank you
The washroom... where is it ? - Bartender, where's the washroom ?
Run
What d'you think of my acting ? Better than yours ?
Who conned him to your table ? - Who made the sucker dance ?
l'd love to see Q.Q.Qureishi dancing
Hey, the cash
Some sample
Your share. - You keep it
lt's your share.- Not a gift
Just bank it for me till Bombay. l can't manage money
We had fun though, no ?
Lots...
Move it. Sit in the bus
Passengers for Dehradun and Ambala, your bus is leaving
Name ?- Bunty
And the Mrs ?
Babli
Bunty... Babli... seats 2 1 and 22
Get inside
Bunty... Babli... what the hell...? - Nothing... move on. 2 1 and 22
What do you mean nothing? - Sit down, l'll explain
When l was a kid l always blamed Bunty for all the mischief l did
And we've just stolen money. So... - But... what the hell is Babli ?
Why, what's wrong ? l don't have a problem with Bunty
You look like your Bunty ! But Babli... she sounds like a fat slob
Fat or thin, now it's sealed. - You could've asked me
Ask my wife her name in front of a bus conductor ?
Who are you calling your wife ? - l didn't say that, he thought so
And you let it pass ! Now everyone in this bus thinks l'm Bunty's wife
What are you doing ? Everyone will think Bunty's wife is a shrew
Stop it ! - You stop it
l'm not talking.- Suits me
Babli, big deal
At least we managed enough to get us to Bombay
This stash won't last us a week in Bombay
And...?
And... l think we'll need lots more if we want to make it in Bombay
Where will we get so much money ? - The same place we got this from
You mean another... ?
Are you mad ? What are you saying ? - l'm not saying a thing. Bunty is
And l'm doing what Bunty's saying ? - Who are you to do ? Babli will
Babli ?
But l am Babli ! - Sure
You are when you are
You aren't when you aren't
Say, what are you now...?
Bunty. You...?
Babli...?
TmG
Babli Bose, Food lnspector. l'll inspect your kitchen
We hear, the beer is adulterated here. - Tony, a chilled beer for the sahib
One step, two step, he steps it up swings it, pumps it, struts his stuff
Meet Bunty
Minute by minute, she turns it up spins it so you can't get enough
Meet Babli
Spinning like tops, orchestrating rip-offs...
they'll clean your pockets, cock a snook and be off
There ain't a legit soul from who they never stole
When they dig, they dig so deep you can't get out of that hole
Bunty Saluja, Tourism department. Unclean rooms. Got to inspect
Unclean ? How many days of inspection ? - Three
Bunty And Babli
They maybe two...
but they're too much
Tough-2-catch, too fast-2-touch
Consider it your's
Take it away...
fly away, she's yours
What model number is this ? - Model number can take a hike !
Why isn't your man back yet ? - What man ?
Man... means husband. - Husband ! What crap. You bloody fool
Love is wild like pigeon wings
Tantrums trip on diamond rings
Don't you blink
You might see their shadows pass
Tea cups clink. Tea cups crash. Forgive, forget, they have a fight...
wipe their mouths and take full flight...
come, come, come on, come on, one step, two step, swing it Bunty
Bulandshahr is abuzz with the amusing misadventures...
of this daring duo who call themselves Bunty and Babli
People seem to be in awe of their ingenuity and audacity
Would you like a room or a suite ?
No, l don't want just a room
l want the hotel... we're here to buy this place
l never thought l'd sell this place. But your strong background...
and this mind blowing offer... l'd have to be a lunatic to refuse
How long are you here ?
A week maybe... - Stay here then... as our guests
This hotel's as good as yours. We'll discuss details over the weekend
No, doesn't look good. We can't stay before we've signed the dotted line
l won't take no for an answer
Well if you insist... champagne ?
Searched every inch of Mussoorie sir, l can't find them
What do you mean ? And their stuff ? - They even stole ours
Damn them
Come away, come away
All our sparkles fly right across the sky
Then we sight the morning light Float up high
Witness the magic of Guru'ji
People running after you like this ... it's a heady feeling
What...? - Makes me feels like l'm an achiever
They walk wrapped in perfume mists
Hold the world in love-locked fists
You won't see them flit about till they want you to, and when you do...
he slides with a swagger. - He's Bunty
She glides zig-zagger. - She's Babli
Their tales are lore... been told a score times and more
And will be sung forever more
l can't see any tunnel here... - We've paid a hundred bucks apiece
Where's that Bunty guide ?
Spinning like tops, orchestrating rip-offs...
they'll clean your pockets, cock a snook and be off...
there ain't a legit soul from who they never stole...
and they dig so deep you can't get out that hole
One step, two step
Swings it, pumps it, struts his stuff
Oye Bunty
She turns it on, spins it so you can't get enough. Oye Babli
Bunty Aur Babli Bunty and Babli
They maybe two but they're too much Tough-2-catch, too fast-2-touch
l'm so hungry l can't think straight
And you will shut up and eat whatever's available. No tantrums
Makes you cry ?
What's to cry about ? - None of your business
Look, what l meant was you can't get pizzas out here
All right, l'll get whatever you feel like
Tell me what you want
Who...? - l want my mummy
But...
out here...?
l miss her
You miss her a lot ?
Go on, get it over with
Over ?
Not over ! l'm missing her, not laying an egg ! Over !
What do you miss ?
When l was little...
Papa'ji would talk about taking us for a holiday, far away from Pankinagar
But in all my years of waiting, we never saved up enough for a holiday
You want to send some money home ?
Do you want to call them ?
Come...
No one's saying anything
Then why are you wasting your breath ? - l don't know why... l think it's Vimmi
Who's this ?
Some nut
Papa'ji
lt's me... Papa'ji
Vimmi, my child... where did you disappear ?
l'm okay Papa, l'm fine
Vimmi my child, where are you ?
l can't tell Mummy, but l'm fine
Look dear...
No Papa'ji, don't ask me to come back now... l don't want to come back
But l really love both of you
No, my child, listen to me... - No Papa'ji. l'm hanging up now
Bye...
l love you both very much
You want to call home too ?
No
Folks at home must be worried about you too
No one worries about me
What are you doing here ?
Wondering where he's now ... how he's doing
Do you think l was too harsh on him ? - You were right in whatever you did
Have your tea, it's time to go to work
Enough ? Satisfied ?
lf you manage money like this in Bombay in no time, you'll be back...
in your punk-whatever-town. - Pankinagar, you bloody idiot
Wherever, but you're finished. - What's left to count ?
You've blown it all up. - l have, have l...?
Expensive dresses, shoploads of makeup just fell out of the sky ?
They came from the same place as your watch, designer shirt, jeans...
and... this deodorant that smells like turnip pickle gone bad
They fell off the sky, they did
Now what ?
l've been thinking...
Let's... do it one more time ? - No...
we've pooled enough to get us to Bombay.- Vimmi this world we live in...
has two kinds of people. One... those who collect enough and those...
who'll never have enough. Myself and Tata-Birla-Ambanis are the other kind
That's why they're where they are today. And once we're in Bombay...
we won't get another chance. So... let's take one last crack. Just once more
You think so ?
l know so. So l say so
Who says so ? You or Bunty ? - Bunty's always saying so
Today a little of me is with Bunty. - Oye Rakesh... my sweet bloody idiot
This one. - No problem
There's just one problem
Just tell me. - l'm leaving for Mussoorie tonight
Oh, that is a beautiful place - l know
Tomorrow l have an inauguration. - Your inauguration ?
Not mine... my hotel's
Oh, l see
Look Mrs...- Miss...
Miss... earliest we can deliver would be by tomorrow morning
lt's closing time, you see ? And we can't stay open for one machine
No, no... not one machine. - Then ?
All.- All...?
But if the mall isn't open... - No... l'll open up myself... l mean...
l'll open it up myself for you
Lovely
Sixty thousand
You take cash don't you ? - l take anything you say
Let's shop
Easy brother, easy. The stuff inside is real precious
Sorry for troubling you so much. - You can trouble me as much as you wish
Please visit our hotel sometime. - Sure
Your machines are now yours
Here's the balance amount
Thank you very much - Mention not
May God send customers like you my way every day
l pray we come by shops like yours everyday
l have the same...
We seem to share similar tastes. - l wish we find more in common
Mehmood ! Let her rip. - You sound like he's after us already
lf he isn't, then he soon will
Oye Bunty, you gave him a licking ?
300,000 worth of shades
400,000 in watches
700,000 in electronic items
Deal
Time for a Chinese lunch. Come
l can't count any more
The incredible incident at the renowned Center One Mall in Bareilly...
has confounded the police. Sources say, the perpetrators of this heist are...
Bunty and Babli whose capers have already made headlines in many cities
Even as investigations proceed, by now Bunty and Babli must be far far away
Tomorrow morning ! Bombay. - That soon ?
Before you've brushed your teeth. This train gets there like a bullet
Good. We can get to work the minute we get there
You're hunting for the top models ? - Like you're catching your Tata-Birlas
Your share
Always splitting cash at the drop of a hat ? What's with you ?
Let's just get it over with, no ? So tomorrow...
you get on with your life, l'll get on with mine
What'll you do without me ? l mean, on your own... in Bombay ?
Hog the whole bathroom ?
You'll have complete freedom too, no ? Nobody will be getting on your nerves
Well you didn't bug me that much. - Really now ?
The way you fought, l would have to be the meanest man in the world
l can't believe, by tomorrow morning l'll be in Bombay
All these dreams, all these years... is everything finally coming true ?
Flap your wings, come on let's fly
Flap your wings, let's taste the sky
TmG
Balle-Balle on a Sundae-Sunday
Flap your wings, come on let's fly. Flap your wings, let's taste the sky
Let's set the streets of Juliet on fire. Dance with Romeo in the streets of desire
We explode with the light
Burn the dance floor, girl
Nach Baliye Dance the Balle
Want bangles on your wrist, love ? - Nach Baliye
Want jewels in your hair, love ? - Nach Baliye
Run anklets around your feet, love ? - Nach Baliye
Give me bangles on my wrist, love
Weave jewels into my hair, love
Run anklets around my feet, love
Love to watch you baby, turn around
The red carpet of dreams unfurls for us to walk on
Fate's now a little toy, to toss, to roll, to rock on
Take your bets now, gamble your life. Fate's at my feet. Ready to ride ?
Then come...
take my hand, love...
l'll give you the ride of your life
Then take my hand, love...
give me the ride of my life
Let's set the streets of Juliet on fire, dance with Romeo in the streets of desire
We explode with the light
Burn the dance floor, girl
Dance the Balle
Clap your hands everybody, everybody just clap your hands
Day doesn't sink into night here
These roads stay awake, alight here
Tip-toeing upon my eyelids are dreams that never sleep
Then take my hand, love...
l'll give you the ride of your life
Attention
Train from Delhi to Bombay is arriving on platform 36 instead of platform 1 2
Bunty-Babli's largesse for the poor Con duo named in several heists
Bombay's really crowded, no ?
Everyone's here to make their dreams come true, no ?
What's this stench ? Must be fish, no...?
Where do you think fashion shows happen here ?
Let's get you into a taxi - And... you ?
l'm going back. - What !
Look, l don't want to stay in Bombay. - What do you mean ?
l just... wanted to be really famous... a name to be reckoned with...
a name in the headlines
Vimmi, for the first time in my life l think l have a talent no one else has
l realise now, l never was Rakesh. l've always been Bunty...
l've always enjoyed being him
To tell you the truth, l never had the perseverance it takes...
to become a Tata or Ambani, nor the calibre
Anyway, doesn't matter now. l think l've discovered my destination
And l'm on my way towards it
Look...
this is what l want to do...
all my life, freely
But you please become a model, a supermodel...
so take care
All this... you did it all alone ?
That's not what l meant. - Then...?
Without you... - You can't walk one step, you know ?
Wants himself in headlines ! Who wants to read about you ?
No one's interested in reading or publishing a Bunty-minus-Babli
Truth is... without me, you could've done nothing and you never will
Your taxi...
Tell me... can you ?
Yes
No
Can you live without me ?
Yes
Then why are you screaming taxi-taxi ? - Because you need to go
Yes... - So tell me... where ?
Where you want to go
Who says so ?
You or Babli ?
What do you think ?
Must be you
So will you do something about it ?
lf that's the case then l must do something about it, no ?
What the hell ! l didn't mean that
Wasn't me. lt was Bunty. - Everyone's staring
We're in Bombay. No one looks at anyone here
Think it over
l won't let you rule over the bathroom. - Done